Thursday, March 28, 2013


Here he is ladies and gentlemen! The one and only(thankfully)

Scary no? *shudders*

Tuesday, March 26, 2013


I think you have the wrong blog! This author seems to be out of ideas at this moment! I think I'll just post this instead.


Friday, March 22, 2013

Not your usual Bacon and Eggs.

Oh no. Far from it! Take a look at what we did yesterday!

Ta-da! All you need is two pretzels, some white almond bark and yellow M&Ms!

We ran out of yellow M&Ms, so we had to use other colors...

Yesterday night, me and my grandpa decided to take the 4-wheeler out for a spin. So we got all bundled up and started driving. Before long, we got to the lake, and decided to try it, even though the snow was kinda deep. We got through the first part just fine, with only a little bit of hesitance. Then we went around the point, and pressed our luck. And learned a few valuable lessons. 
Lesson #1: 
When riding a 4-wheeler in deep snow don't press your luck and bring a shovel.

Lesson #2:
In the unfortunate event that you do press your luck, and get stuck in the snow, and don't bring a shovel, don't panic, and start digging away the snow from the center of the 4-wheeler.

Lesson #3:
Pushing always helps get the 4-wheeler un-stuck. One person drives, and the other pushes.

Yeah, we got stuck. We didn't have a shovel.
But we got out alright in the end. Did you know that you can get severely winded from pushing?


Thursday, March 21, 2013

One Crazy Day.

6:20 A.M
Got up, ate breakfast, and got dressed.
7:15 A.M.
Left for my babysitting job.
7:30 A.M
Arrived at babysittee's house.
10:45 A.M
Left the babysittee's house, and headed for my own.
11:00 A.M
Got back to my own house and started making preparations for departure later that day.
1:10 P.M (roughly)
Left for town to make it there in time for orthodontist appointments.
5:30 P.M. (roughly...)
Left for my grandparents house. It was a three hour ride, but after sitting in the car all afternoon, it seemed like ages!
8:38 P.M (roughly...again.)
Arrived at my grandparents house.
10:00 P.M.
Went to bed. And didn't wake up till 8:00 this morning. (Yikes!)


Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Favorite movie lines!!

I'm sure I won't cover them all in one post though!

"Stupid zebra."
-Mr. Magorium, from the movie Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium.

"Another happy landing!"
Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars episode three.

"He's my brother!"

"He killed 80 people in 2 days."

"He's adopted."
Thor and Black Widow, The Avengers.

"Wait! Stop stop! We have to go back. I forgot my handkerchief!"
Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit.

"Oh be quiet or I'll stuff a pillow with you!"
Pitch Black, Rise of the Guardians.

"Ah, ollo..."

"Sir, that's hello."

"Oh. Hello?"
Megamind and Minion, Megamind.

"Hello there!"
Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars episode three.

"Mahoney! The laws of gravity have begun to apply!"
Mr. Magorium, Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium.

"There's only one God Ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."
Captain America, The Avengers.


Monday, March 18, 2013

Lego and other topics.

My four year old brother today wanted me to take pictures of his Legos! He has a house and a 'trailer'. The house was built for him by my oldest brother and he made the trailer. Here's some pictures!

His house.

The inside of the house. Sorry it's so blurry! On the left is the bed and on the right is the TV!

His 'trailer' Don't ask me how it works. :)

Today, for part of my school work, I started making an assortment of foods, to use when we play with friends. It's gonna be awesome! Today, I solved three riddles given to me by Hyperlinkzer! Homeschoolers don't get snow days. Fact. Today I was supposed to go and baby-sit but the job got canceled. I'm kinda bored today. Is this post weirding you out? I sure hope not. Last night I figured out that I fall asleep faster if I'm not laying flat. (weird huh?) I'm getting tired of winter. Hopefully spring will be here soon. I'm...running out of things to say...*gulp* Maybe you should check back tomorrow and see a (hopefully) better and more interesting post... G'day mates!


Sunday, March 17, 2013

Amusing Jokes.

Hello all! Nothing interesting has happened to me recently so I thought I'd post some amusing jokes! Let the fun begin!

A guy walked into a bar. The other guy ducked.

FATHER: son, you're like lightning with that hammer.
SON: pretty fast, eh?
FATHER: no, you never strike in the same place twice.

Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Doritos chip.

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. And don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.

You know the best thing about amnesia? I forgot.

There was an add for Bulldog puppies in the newspaper. The add said, "eats anything, loves children."

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a spider?
i don't know but if you see one walking across the ceiling run before it falls off! 
Heaven has been getting full lately, so St. Peter has decided to only let in people who died violent deaths. Later, three guys come, and St. Peter says to the first guy:
"How did you die?"
So the man answers: "Well, I came home one day and found this dude doing pushups on my balcony. So first I smashed his fingers with a hammer, then pushed him off the balcony. But he fell in the bushes and didn't die. So I got my fridge and threw it on him. But I fell off too, and died."
"Hold on a second." St. Peter says, and steps to the next person. "How did you die?" He asks.
"One day, I was doing pushups on this balcony. Then, this crazy guy smashes my fingers with a hammer, throws me off the balcony, and then throws a fridge on me."
St. Peter says again, "Hold on for a sec." and steps to the next dude, and asks him: "How did you die?"
The man says: "One day I was chilling in a fridge..."
Two teens were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The teen with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and his friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

 Little Susie had a stomach ache. When she told her mom her mom said "That's because its empty, you'd feel better if you had something in it." The next day the preacher came to call. After some discussion the preacher remarked that he had been suffering from a severe headache all day. Then little Susie remarked "That's because it's empty, you'd feel better if you had something in it."

The Pope got into a cab. He asked the driver "Is it alright if I try to drive?" Not wanting to refuse the Pope, the driver agreed and got into the back seat. The Pope was driving 75 in a 65 mph zone, so a police man pulled them over. The officer looked at the Pope and the man in the back of the vehicle, then said "I apologize." and walked back to his car.
"Why didn't you give them a ticket?" the policeman's partner asked.
"Because that was God." the officer replied
"How do you know that?"
"Because the Pope was driving him around."

What is the easiest way to find a square root?
A: start with a square tree

Person 1: my cousin has this great job at a watch factory.
Person 2: what's he do?
Person 1: he sits around all day making faces!

A fellow walked up to a lady's door and said "I'm sorry, I just ran over your cat. I'd like to replace him" she said "that's great, but how are you at catching mice?"

A young collage student stayed up past midnight studying for a test on identifying birds the next day. When he was taking the test he discovered that they were supposed to identify the birds by their legs. The student panicked and decided that he had had enough.
He stood up and said to the teacher, "This is impossible! I quit!" Now the teacher was not familiar with all the students in his class. As the student got to the door, the teacher called out, "Sir, what is your name?" The student turned around, lifted up his pants legs and said, "You tell me buddy! You tell me."

Two men were working in a ditch on a hot day while their boss stood under the shade of a tree. After a while, one of the worker asked his partner, "Why are we down here digging in this heat while our boss just watches us all nice and cool in the shade?"
The other shrugged and said, "I'll ask him!"
So the worker climbed out of the ditch and went up to the boss. "Why are we working and you're just standing here?"
The boss smiled and said, "Because of my intelligence!"
"What's intelligence?" Inquired the worker. The boss placed his hand in front of the tree trunk and said, "Try to punch my hand as hard as you can."
The worker did as he was told. But just before his fist reached the boss's hand, the boss jerked it away and the worker struck the hard tree trunk.
"And that, my friend, is intelligence." He explained.
Still rubbing his hand, the worker went back down into the ditch. His partner asked what the boss had said.
"He said it was because of his intelligence."
"What's intellegence?" Asked the friend. The worker placed his hand in front of his face. "Try to hit my hand with your shovel as hard as you can..."

An elderly woman's husband had just passed away a few days ago.
Meanwhile, a newlywed husband was on a trip expecting his wife to join him soon. When he got to the hotel, the first thing he did was write his new wife an email. He accidentally keyed in the wrong address.
The elderly woman's family got home one day from shopping. They couldn't find her for a while, but eventually found her passed out on the floor in front of the computer desk. One of them had the common sense to look at the computer to firgure out what had made her faint.
It was on her email account. The email read:
"To my dearest wife:
I have arrived safely. I expect your arrival next week. By the way, bring some shorts. It's really hot down here."


Saturday, March 16, 2013

Have you ever had a cold sore?

I have! And believe me, they hurt! Today, I had a lovely time reading a book, built a rather unremarkable Lego car, played Wii, read some more, walked around the house aimlessly(cause it's really cold outside), and helped my sister get passed the stuck point on her Nancy Drew game. Now the question is, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Friday, March 15, 2013

Meh. has a few t-shirts that I wouldn't mind having! Here's a few of my favorites!

T-Qualizer Shirt


Wow, that's a lot of favorites! Believe it or not, there's more that I find hilarious!


Thursday, March 14, 2013

Soooo cute!!!

My sister Elethia was searching online for a good picture of Loki, for one of her blog posts, and she found this one! Super duper cute!

Is this kid not adorable?

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

My virtual fish!

On the side, as you can see, I have a pond with fish in it! I find them very amusing and fun to feed. The upside to keeping virtual fish is that they can't die (at least, I hope not!). Whether it be my fault, or the rest of my family's fault, I can't seem to keep fish alive. Granted, I haven't had a fish in years, but when I did, they didn't do so well. Which is a bummer, because, a fish would be the only pet I would allow in my room! Maybe I'll try keeping a fish again someday. After all, I managed to keep a fish alive for a few hours before I gave it as a christmas present to my friend! (She named it Captain Tarfish!) But for now, I'm content with my virtual fishies!


Tuesday, March 12, 2013


Sorry guys. I'm having trouble with publishing comments, so if they don't appear, try again! I think I accidentally deleted some of them..... *blushes*

Lego pics!

 Hey all! Recently I've been experimenting with different kinds of Lego houses, and here are pics of my favorite two! There's furniture on the inside of both, but I didn't take pics of that.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Daylight Savings Time

Yup, it's that time of year again. Daylight Savings Time. Now my sleeping pattern has been messed up, and I just got back on track with that! :( This is not fair. In addition to DST, I didn't sleep well last night due to absolutely insane dreams, (that I don't remember too well...) and sore muscles from sledding yesterday. *rubs shoulders* I can't believe I got sore muscles from that! (it was soooo worth it though. (: ) Now I look forward to sleeping well tonight and the end of DST in the fall. (not anxious for fall though, I need spring and summer!)


Sunday, March 10, 2013

While at a friends house....

Yay, I'm back! I think I'm getting better at this whole blog format thing! XD Today, I got to go to a friends house after church, and we had a blast! First we had lunch, and rode horses. After a while, we came in and warmed up while we painted our nails. After that we had a coloring contest,(which we never finished) and went outside to go sledding behind the snowcat! It was awesome fun!


Saturday, March 9, 2013

Troubles with Starting a Blog!!!

Grr. If you've ever tried to start a blog, you'll know what I'm grr-ing about. \:|  I find it very difficult to find everything that I want, and right now, my profile is blank 'cause I'm having trouble changing it. My non-techy sister is attempting to help me and failing miserably!!! She got me this far though.... ;) Hopefully I'll figure it out soon! Any questions, comments, observations, ideas, and/or objections?